This week's tirade:

A Few Oddities


Well, the year is a quarter of the way gone, and I've noticed all sorts of things attracting far more attention than they should, for instance:

Dr. Laura: Gays and Lesbians have sounded the battle cry against her because she accused them of having a biological abnormality. Excuse me? isn't that what they've been claiming all along? They don't choose to be gay, they're born that way -- that is what they claim. So that makes it biological. And a biological condition that discourages reproduction (such as not wanting to mate with the opposite sex) would be considered Darwin-ianly abnormal. No mating with the opposite sex, no reproduction, no continuance of the species. So these people are yelling at her for repeating what they say themselves. Duh.

Guns don't kill people, 6 year olds with guns do: I don't think I need to elaborate any more, do you?

Elian Gonzales: He can't go back to his father, because his relatives here say his dad is unfit. It seems his dad would rather be in Cuba than Miami. Heck, I'd rather be in Cuba than Miami -- what right do these goofballs have to decide whether someone's son should be returned to him or not. And why is it still going on? This is like Not Without My Daughter in reverse.

Jon Benet Ramsey: Again, why is this still going on? Give it a rest already.

God, The Devil and Bob: My fellow born-again Christians protested this show into non-exsistance, but they do nothing about the blatantly homosexual Will and Grace. Sometimes I think my brothers and sisters in Christ need to pay a little more attention to what is actually in the shows, than just griping about titles. I mean, films like Dogma and The Last Temptation of Christ may seem borderline blasphemous, but they make you think about what you truly believe -- while tv shows like Touched by an Angel substitute angels for the real power of God, and Jesus and the Holy Spirit never get mentioned. So which show is worse?