Open the pod bay doors, eBay...

You know what? I think the master computer at eBay has to be a early prototype of the Hal9000 from the movie 2001. It sent me yet another message (this time from "Bobbie") that appeared to be version 1.4 of the previous response. If it follows the same cycle, I should be getting a survey request so I can tell eBay how well they handled my customer service inquiry.

What I think is happening is that their system made a mistake, and instead of following it's rules, I've called it out. Now it's beginning to panic -- trying to get me to go away before it gets caught out. I suppose I should be glad eBay9000 doesn't have access to anything that can kill me (though maybe I should contact my bank and credit cards, just incase Paypal tries to steal my money). Unfortunately theres not enough time to see how far it would go, because my sentence is up tomorrow night.

Then the excrement hits the pod bay doors...