Creepier than frenching Madonna

Rosie O'Donnell, talk show host and noted lesbian activist, wants Brittany Spears to move in with her and the kids so she can provide her with some "guidance". She makes this invitation after pictures of Brittany flashing her underwear-less crotch show up all over the Internet. Not when she announces her divorce from the loser known as fed-ex. Not when she says she's marrying the loser Kfed. Not when she has her stupid little 24 hour marriage to -- whatever his name was. Not when she breaks up with Justin Timberlake. Only after pictures of her shaved, pantyless, crotch, show up all over the Internet does she want Brittany Spears to move in with her and the kids so she can provide her with some "guidance".

What kind of guidance is she planning on offering?????