Is there no escape?

Here it is, the Iowa caucus, and the assumed next leader of the free world doesn't just "not win", she comes in third. The winner is a black man -- in Iowa no less. On the republican side, a guy most people still know nothing about wins -- and the biggest name (Guliani) doesn't even come close. This is huge news -- until Britney does something else really stupid. Now all we can do is wonder what nutty thing she's done this time.

I think, someone needs to chain her up in a basement somewhere, just like from the movie "Ruthless People", and keep her there until she starts behaving like a human adult instead of some spoiled alien child.

We can hope, can't we?